You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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