There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Randomize
