Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Actions speak louder than pants.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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