My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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