would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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