Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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