So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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