at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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