Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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