garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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