I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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