I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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