i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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