I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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