You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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