definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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