apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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