i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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