i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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