Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (855): View more from

  I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?

  (855): View more from

  No. I am devastated

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (855): I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts? (855): No. I am devastated http://tfl.nu/0cqz
  Replies (3) Good night (673) Bad night (834)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  No idea how I passed that sobriety test.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): No idea how I passed that sobriety test. http://tfl.nu/5pip
  Replies (19) Good night (1661) Bad night (382) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out

  (607): View more from New York

  what a beautiful fairy tale

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out (607): what a beautiful fairy tale http://tfl.nu/50v3
  Replies (33) Good night (10679) Bad night (699)
• Favorite

  (602): View more from Arizona

  So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.

  (480): View more from Arizona

  so you punched his junk, right?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (602): So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex. (480): so you punched his junk, right? http://tfl.nu/9kpg
  Replies (16) Good night (724) Bad night (3976)
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control http://tfl.nu/pmnn
  Replies (19) Good night (546) Bad night (2280) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on. http://tfl.nu/8n2e
  Replies (15) Good night (5547) Bad night (933)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer... http://tfl.nu/lulm
  Replies (8) Good night (7203) Bad night (970) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (423): Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis. http://tfl.nu/t2k7
  Replies (14) Good night (994) Bad night (4744) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea? http://tfl.nu/mw1i
  Replies (13) Good night (3235) Bad night (891) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control? http://tfl.nu/c36m
  Replies (10) Good night (920) Bad night (2220) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating. http://tfl.nu/22js
  Replies (4) Good night (1455) Bad night (974) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by" http://tfl.nu/24bz
  Replies (14) Good night (319) Bad night (2001) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM http://tfl.nu/hx9z
  Replies (23) Good night (1227) Bad night (308) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (321): Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed. http://tfl.nu/dayu
  Replies (2) Good night (496) Bad night (190)
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair http://tfl.nu/cxxw
  Replies (4) Good night (253) Bad night (619) Order T-Shirt

Randomize