Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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