The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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