Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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