I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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