I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Can I color on your dick again?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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