Whatcha textin bout Willis?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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