why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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