so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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