So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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