jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He had one of those small greek statue penises
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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