Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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