AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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