I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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