I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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