At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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