It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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