Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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