"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
organizing the empties. That sober.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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