The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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