Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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