Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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