just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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