can we get nightvision for the apartment?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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