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Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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