oh god the rape fog is back!
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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