Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
MIDGETS
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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