i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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