Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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