Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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