IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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