i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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