Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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