Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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