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say what?
wanna hang out?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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