haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you guys were way drunker than both of me
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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